Adulting Is Ghetto

Adulting every day is, hands down, the most ghetto shit I've ever done. Bills, appointments, responsibilities, and absolutely nobody handing out snacks for good behavior. If I don't find $4.2 million on the sidewalk outside Wawa TODAY, Im finna flip all this shit over. Please and Thank You. Until then, this candle is my imaginary escape: a beach, a perfect 73 degrees, exactly three clouds in the sky, and not one person asking me to do NOTHING. Light it. Them dishes can wait.