Black AF smells like a big sexy ass moisturized man in a tuxedo on a Saturday night. Like Ghost from Power on his way to Angie's condo. Like Black Wall Street on a Sunday. It's black like Play Cousins. It smells like Black Businesses with phenomenal customer service. Like My Spouse is My Best Friend and We 10 Toes Down Forever black.

It's black like Michael Jackson’s original nose. Run Me My Money black. Running When We See Someone Else Running and Asking Questions Later black. Breaking Generational Curses black. Calling Songs by the Chorus Lyrics Instead of by Their Titles black. Some ol' One Plastic Grocery Bag full of 3539 other grocery bags in the pantry black ass shit. It's Who Made The Potato Salad? black. See This is Why I Don't Eat Everybody Food Cuz People Nasty black. Before I Come, Who All Over There? black. Ok, So, Boom! Black Storytellin' black. And definitely some God Knows My Heart and Is Still Workin' On Me black. Issa lotta that.

This scent is the blackest of all the Black Shit.

It's Blackity BLACK Black. It's Big Juicy Brown Skinned Educated Black Man Black. It’s Black Amber and Coconut mixed with Mahogany, Deep Vanilla, Musk AND Sandalwood in the Woods under the black night sky Black. It's not measuring seasonings when I cook but waiting for my ancestors to whisper 'Enough' black. It's Yeah, I'm Mixed: I'm Black Mixed With Black black.

It’s Black AF.