Hot Girl Summer

If you and the outside go together REAL BAD, this one’s for you, Friend. Bright, juicy watermelon dripping down your chin, perfectly ripe strawberries begging to be tossed in your summer drinks, and tart-sweet lemons rolled in cane sugar like a happy piglet.

This summer, we’re tossing good behavior out the window — liquor in our slurpees, kids with babysitters, and top-tier adult time on the calendar. You should be twerkin’ on a yacht, hair blowing in the wind, being fed fresh fruit with your titties out. Because outside is expensive AF, but we’ll find the money to enjoy this one complicated life.

YOLO. Judge ya mama, not me.