Fuck Around & Find Out

This candle is for people who believe in boundaries, consequences, and occasionally letting the universe handle the paperwork. It's bold, confident, and not particularly interested in being everybody's cup of tea. Burn it when you need to remember that you can be kind without being open to foolishness and nonsense. Burn it when somebody got you all the way fucked up. Burn it the next time you gotta remind somebody who you IS. Burn it next time an habitual line stepper comes across that line one time too many. Burn it when you gotta show 'em you not the 1 OR the 2. Sometimes you just gotta let people find out that fat meat is, in fact, GREASY.

Sometimes when you fuck around, you really do find out.