Drunk Texting 'WYD’ texts at 3:12am. “Hey Big Head” season. Magnolia, Peony, Honeysuckle, Jasmine, Rose Petal Gelato. Hoe is L.I.F.E. Get yours before they get theirs. Peach Nectar, Orange Blossom, Sandalwood + Rose. Get caught up on what you missed now that you’re SINGLE single again. A fresh new haircut, new fits, a reinvention of your All About Self attitude. Issa whole new mood because you choose, you not waitin' to get chose. Hoes be out here WINNIN with no apologies.
Put 'em in the hoe rotation.
The Hoe-asis: a very short story.