Kids Need Jobs

I love the kids; I really do. But the way they eat like grown men working two jobs, and got the nerve to want iPhones and Jordans? Nah. HELL nah. Them lil mfkas need JOBS. They gotta have their own income. GOT TO! A YouTube page, a lemonade stand, a modeling contract, SUMN! At some point, they gotta put in on a bill or some gas or...SOMEthin.

Kids Need Jobs is a playful, sweet little reminder that parenting is expensive AF and the tiny roommates are living their best lives rent-free. You can love 'em to the moon and back but when that snack shelf starts to get low, it's time for somebody to clock TF in.