Per My Last Email

Corporate for “I know I already told your ass. Please don't make me repeat myself in all caps." 

Orange blossom and honeysuckle mingle with white jasmine, peony, and magnolia blossoms - a whole bouquet for the professional fighting for their life in the reply-all thread. Sweet florals fill the room while you delete “can you fucking read?” and replace it with “please see below.”

Light it when somebody assigns you three people’s jobs with one person’s paycheck. Your home can smell lovely while your résumé quietly makes its LinkedIn rounds.

Warm regards. Cold boundaries.