Per My Last Email

Why your coworkers keep playin' in your face when they KNOW your fingers stay heavy and ready for all caps? Why was this meeting scheduled for 4:15p on a Friday? Why is your manager asking you to send 3 reports by tomorrow morning's team huddle when he know damn well that's Chad's job? Why are your clients and customers asking for refunds when the policy clearly states No Refunds? And how many damn times is Susan gonna email you this HR request before she realizes the answer is NOT gonna change??

I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION, SUSAN. And I Said WTF I Said. 

This scent is for when you have to respond to the foolishness as a beautiful bouquet of roses, magnolias, orange blossoms, and honeysuckle when you really wanna respond as Samuel L. Jackson.